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If you push me away, I promise you, you won't find me where you left me

You won’t find me where you left me

David Barns - April 4, 2020

People are mad about not being able to go places. please. I was grounded about 90% of the time between 7th and 12th grade. I trained for this.

I trained for this

Time to start dating the older dudes.

If you want to go grocery store early

Can't wait until this is over So I can go back to social distancing to my own terms.

Can’t Wait

One of my biggest worries is that when all this is over, I will have forgotten that I'm supposed to hold my farts in public

My Biggest Worries

$Homeschooling day 12: Fed the math homework to the dog myself$

Math Homework

David Barns - April 2, 2020

In retrospect, I should've developed more hobbies beyond "going out to eat"

In Retrospect

David Barns - April 2, 2020

My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters. My daughter Chewbacca not so much

My Son Luke

David Barns - April 2, 2020

My three month trial of 2020 is almost over, and i would like to return it. ???

Three Month Trial

David Barns - March 30, 2020

Single man with toilet rolls would like to meet single women with hand sanitiser for good clean fun ???

Good Clean Fun

David Barns - March 29, 2020

My Lotion Bottle

My Lotion Bottle

David Barns - March 24, 2020

Went to this restaurant called "The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue hoe this place is still in business

The Kitchen

David Barns - March 24, 2020

CORONAVIRUS WILL END SOON... IN JESUS NAME, AMEN

CORONAVIRUS WILL END SOON… IN JESUS NAME, AMEN

David Barns - March 23, 2020

Never trust your tongue when your heart is bitter. Hush until you heal.

Never trust your tongue

David Barns - March 22, 2020

It costs $ 0.00 to remind someone they aren't alone in this world I LOVE YOU

It costs $ 0.00 to remind

David Barns - March 22, 2020

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